Transvestia

nor seen her come out with him

so I can't be sure enough to

accuse him of having another girl up there. Confoozed.”

"DEAR CONFOOZED: Tell him you've seen a girl in his room who looks so much like him she must be his sister that she looks just like you adore imagining him if he were a girl and couldn't you go in and meet the lovely girl some night, even if he weren't around? With luck you might end up with a double-date that night - boyfriend - and - girlfriend in one."

"DEAR ABBY, My brand-new bride is a delight to live with. We're so close she buys us "his 'n 'hers" sweaters, pjs, etc. But she does overload my closet with her dresses, my dresser with her cosmetics, my drawers with her hose and lingerie. Although I work at home and don't need business suits there's still barely any room for my things. Tense."

"DEAR TENSE: Why fight it? If her things are in your closet, they're yours to enjoy. Wear them. If she objects, tell her to keep her things out. If she doesn't mind, could be she's trying to tell you something and you can live a life of "her 'n 'hers" rather than "his 'n 'hers" And be less tense."

"DEAR ABBY, My little brother wants to wear my white organza formal to the spring Prom. Is that wrong? Conscientious."

"DEAR CONSCIENTIOUS: Not if he wears white gloves."

"DEAR ABBY, I've discovered that my steady date always wears an expensive slip and nylon hose under his suit in public. Is that bad? When should I start worrying? Doubtful."

"DEAR DOUBTFUL: It's bad, and time to start worrying when he begins wearing hose and slip over his suit

in public."

with that image in mind I decide it's time to get up

and put my mind to work on something else.

SON: "But mother, none of the other fellows are wearing high-heeled shoes."

MOTHER: "Shut up! We're nearly at the draft board!”